What a great idea! I'm going to tell all my friends on Facebook about this great idea I have. On St. Valentine's Day (and her birthday) I'm going to tell my girlfriend of four months to meet me at a popular spot on campus, in front of hundreds of students, that it's over and that she can go to hell.

EDIT (04.03.07): It was fake, as revealed by the News & Observer. They weren't really dating, either.