Only in America.

We had our monthly staff meeting. I was overwhelmed with plans and benefits to sign up for regarding medical, dental, vision, prescriptions and all. Sign up for a health-care credit card! In Canada, you don't pay for these sorts of things, they're usually included as a "benefits package" when you are hired.

After the "presentation", we had pizza and pop as a treat. The pizza delivery was a little late because the store was robbed earlier today.