I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

For mathemagicians: this snowball sentence is (probably) the longest sentence in English language in which the nth word contains n number of letters. I first encountered this sentence in my textbook back when I was in high school (many years ago) and thought it was amazing. I mean, when do you use the word transcendentalizes in everyday vernacular?