Two recent articles about being a young whippersnapper:

1. A 29-year-old sex offender tries to enroll as a 12-year old boy in Phoenix. Officials at the school told deputies that the student looked "much older."

2. Fox announced Saturday that it is making a new game show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" that will air later this year. From the Fox Entertainment President, "While most game shows measure how smart you are, this is a show that will measure how dumb you are."

And one on Hope Mills' newest celebrity:

3. A young woman sues her mother on Judge Judy for not returning money that she had put into a car loan.